Here are a few that have appeared in the last couple of weeks.
“April is the cruelest month,” the poet T.S. Eliot famously wrote. Could it be he suffered from allergies?
April is the cruelest month, as they say, and you can expect problems to ensue when Microsoft is expected to cease supporting the nearly 20-year-old operating system.
It was T.S. Eliot who said “April is the cruelest month.” But then, he probably never got a tax refund.
TS Eliot thought April the cruelest month, though it is possible the American-born poet had never heard of squeaky-bum time, which this season seems set to take place in March. At least that is true at the top of the Premier League, where Chelsea and Tottenham reach 30 games at the weekend.