There’s a reason UD could only find one reference on this blog to UL. It’s incapable of making its bad behavior interesting or original or even quirky.
Its corrupt engineering professor was corrupt according to every well-established rule of corruption. He brought absolutely nothing new to the table.
Likewise, one of its linebackers has just been arrested for – get this – domestic abuse battery.
And yes, in answer to your next question, a surveillance camera saw it all.
Beats the shit out of his girlfriend in front of a camera! Wow. Tell me another.
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This, however, is truly new, and UD is loving the way guys all over the place are doing it. This new confessional prose genre – Football Batters Me and Batters Me and I Still Keep Coming Back – is a brilliant thing, it’s a girl thing that boys do, it’s lighting up my life. I am so not yet tired of these essays. Bring ’em on.