I can almost hear you sigh
I can feel your nego vibes
Yeah Professor Pain-in-Ass
Gotta speak sarcastic sass
I wanna live without you
Want my old life to go on
I’m feeling sorry for myself
Can’t wait til you are gone
You acted all ironic
Your body was sardonic
You had a cold look in your eyes
I can almost hear you sigh
I can hear your ironeye*
I wanna live without you
Wanna make you go away
Gonna keep you from the students
With your naughty naughty ways
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* irony (obs.)
October 25th, 2014 at 1:44PM
I was hoping this was from the Onion.