At Rutgers University, it’s OFFense, DEFense, and SUSpense, as eager fans wait to see who’s been suspended today.
It’s just the very very beginning of the season, and Rutgers has already tossed SEVEN players, which UD thinks (she is not sure) is a new world record.
Today’s guy – something about a big fight outside the Rutgers stadium after a game – brings this hour’s total to lucky seven.
The team’s indiscretions have gone from a list to a mnemonic device:
[P]ossible violation of impermissible contact stemming from an email [the coach] allegedly sent to a faculty member regarding the academic status of a player … the arrests of six players who have since been dismissed from the program over the last 10 days… [the suspension of a player because of a fight]…
Say that five times fast!