Football’s a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring.
Bound by wild desire
We fell into a dumpster fire.
We fell into a burning dumpster fire,
We went down, down, down as the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns,
The dumpster fire, the dumpster fire.
Our football coach is sweet
His recruits can’t be beat
We fell for him like a child,
Oh, but the fire went wild.
We fell into a burning dumpster fire,
We went down, down, down as the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns,
The dumpster fire, the dumpster fire.