This is a man who thinks with his dick
His dick is not always wise
This is a man who stumbles and falls
But this is a man who tries
This is a man you forgive and forgive
And help and protect as long as you live
He will not always say
What you would have him say
But now and then he’ll say Pussy! Grabbee! Me!
The thoughtless things he’ll do
Will hurt and worry you
Then all at once he’ll do something… actionable!
He has a thousand cunts he wants to screw
You know that he’ll go after them
And that’s enough for you
You’ll always go along
Defend him when he’s wrong
And tell him to his schlong
You’re wonderful!
He’ll always need your vote
And so he’ll get your vote
A man who needs your vote
Can be … actionable!
October 8th, 2016 at 10:16AM
The redoubtable Kelly Ayotte called him a “role model” last week. I can’t wait for the Maggie Hassan’s ad.