Get ready to hear a lot about Premature Tackle Syndrome (PTS), where a just-signed football recruit starts beating up women after signing his letter of intent, but before enrolling.
[Dantne] Demery’s next stop [player-arrest-ridden University of Georgia has dropped him after his arrest for pummeling his girlfriend], assuming he takes one, might not be another SEC school: The conference passed a rule last year prohibiting any school from accepting a transfer with a history of sexual or domestic violence.
However, it’s not clear if that rule applies to Demery, who had signed a letter-of-intent but had not enrolled at Georgia. A request for clarification has been sent to the conference office for comment.
Herein lies the tragedy of PTS. If you can just wait a few days after the letter of intent – if you can just hold on until you’re enrolled – you can maybe do all the woman-beating you want.
For most of us, that doesn’t sound like too tall an order: Just wait say 48 hours until your next woman-beating. But for those with PTS those 48 hours loom like an unscalable mountain. PTS sufferers simply must knock the shit out of their girlfriend, and they don’t do things by the clock. Let’s hope the SEC understands this.
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“People are angry with me,” [said his girlfriend, who went to the police,] but … she didn’t understand why.
“Is it OK for him to hit females?” she said.
Answer #1: You bet your ass they’re angry. He was a hell of a player, hotly recruited.
Answer #2: Absolutely, if and only if he can also hit quarterbacks.
PS: Raping’s okay too.
April 24th, 2017 at 9:35AM
It adds a new meaning to PTSD – PreTackleSyndromeDummy causes PTSD in girlfriend.