Okay, so it’s unnamed so far, so… uh… so… (thinking quick here!)… So here’s the description of U6:
University 6 is described as a public research university in Kentucky with an enrollment of 22,640. The University of Louisville is Kentucky’s only school that matches that description.
Here’s our play, guys. Listen up.
You’re getting hundreds of millions from Adidas in a sponsorship deal… In fact, you are
the highest-earning school in Adidas’ college portfolio.
Adidas sure don’t give a shit about that whole whormitory thing! Anyway.
Now, assuming the deal still goes through even though the FBI just arrested their head of global sports marketing, you take that money and with it you establish an entirely new public research university in Kentucky whose enrollment happens to be 22,640. This is an online university, of course… It’s all on paper… You recruit students (the names of students; no actual classes will ever be offered) the way many other online universities do… Hanging out at homeless shelters and offering bribes…
So anyway – this way you protect the U of L…