… toddles along, universally lauded as financially and reputationally enriching, healthy for mind and body, and an epicenter of mainstream all-American manhood in a world gone mad. Massive incessant scandals involving psychotic team doctors, ancient horny ex-coaches in rut, and rampagingly rapist players discourages this nation’s enthusiasm for big-time college athletics not at all. Such things happen, to be sure; but they could happen anywhere – so why not at an institution of higher learning?

The current appearance on the scene of Jordan and Gordon – an ex-coach and an ex-jock school president (Gordon’s currently head of hopeless-drunk West Virginia University) – takes us yet again on a trip down memory lane as we revisit the notoriously sicko programs they oversaw.

Gordon Gee is of course famous for having said, when asked, as president of Ohio State, if he would fire the corrupt football coach: “I’m just hopeful the coach doesn’t dismiss me.” He remembers nothing of any sexual abuse scandal involving athletics when he led that school. Jim Jordan similarly remembers nothing of Ohio State’s psycho team doc when he coached there, even though eight players have come forward to say Jordan knew all about the sexual abuse of players, not just from their doctor, but from random members of the Ohio State community who’d jam into the team sauna to masturbate at the sight of the guys.

Yes, it’s a kinked-up world, and the kinkmeisters go on to other presidencies and other leadership positions and nothing happened and away we go.

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One Response to “Bankrupting, Mentally Retarding, and WAY Kinky Big-Time University Sports…”

  1. charlie Says:

    We didn’t know how good we had it. Our coaches had almost nothing to do with us outside of the sport. It was strictly a business arrangement. I’m coaching you in order for me to get a better gig somewhere else. Outside of that, we never saw much of them, they wanted little to do with us.

    I vividly remember approaching my sprint coach regarding some damn teenage angst thing. He never stopped chewing his gum, shrugged and said, “That’s why they have counselors. Go talk to them.” I didn’t, just solved the problem on my own. Very hands off, whereas with OSU, it was all hands on….

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