Four, five, six, beatings won’t do. They’ll suspend you while you’re working your way through the legal system, sure, but that’s it. None of this Me Too nonsense at LSU; a man’s a man, and a football player’s a tackler.
So wide receiver Drake Davis was just arrested for multiply beating his girlfriend (an LSU student) while out on bail for having beaten his girlfriend, and I think he’s up to six arrests at this point but whatever the number he’s clearly well under the number of beatings that would trigger any serious punishment from LSU football.
A word of advice for Davis: See if you can keep it around fifteen. Fifteen is perilously close to seventeen, and I’m thinking seventeen is the absolute limit for LSU.
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Local commentators are wiping their brows and wringing their hands over Davis and certain others on the team.
The presence of three LSU Tigers in the toils of the law raises obvious questions about the team’s cultural values.
Pretty hoitsy toitsy phrase you got there, fella… Cultural Values… Are you uncertain if they have them, or are you wondering what they are?
UD thinks she can distill them down to something very very simple:
Louisiana State University will recruit absolutely anyone who can play football. It does not give a shit if its players beat up its students.