Let’s start with the story at good ol’ Mizzou.

“So many cheaters! What are we to do?

Their tutors will write their assignments,” they said.

Then the NCAA came and chopped off their head.

At Penn State the coaches fuck boys in the shower

The big men on campus make lesser boys cower

Even the frat guys get ready to die

When the athletes at Penn State stop by to say hi.

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