Please Mister Malzman
Wait, oh yes wait a minute Mister Malzman
Wait, wait Malzman
Mister Malzman look and see
What that professor has said about me
I been waiting a long long time
For your reply to this email of mine
There must be some word today
From a provost so far away…
Please Mister Malzman, look and see
If you can hit him with a penalty
I been standing here waiting Mister Malzman
So patiently
For just a card or just a letter
Saying you will make it right for me
There must be some turpitude
Inside a person so very rude
Dear Mister Malzman, make me feel better
Please revoke my enemy’s tenure
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
Abolish his tenure, the sooner the better
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute
You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute