Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear, when Eastern Michigan University was arguably the most pathetic of America’s many pathetic football schools. But now. Now! Not only does their quarterback hit out so wildly at opposing players that he clocks the referee; another player gets ejected for spitting on an opponent.
Life of the mind, my beloved country. Life of the mind.
December 27th, 2019 at 2:31PM
So many God-botherers in US athletics. It is as if there were some active effort to use sports for that purpose. Or something.
December 27th, 2019 at 2:37PM
Ravi: Yes, poor God. I’m sure she’s forgiven the lad.
December 27th, 2019 at 4:41PM
The disturbing thing is how many responses to his tweet say something like “It happens. Chin up, and don’t feel too bad.”