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Limerick.

A hedge fund investor named Hodge

Had dummies he had to massage

To get into schools

That weren’t even cool

And now he is locked in une cage

Margaret Soltan, February 7, 2020 6:38PM
Posted in: limericks

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  1. charlie Says:

    Schools that weren’t even cool is correct. Loyola Marymount is one of at least 10 catholic unis/colleges in California. It’s not highly selective, nor singular. If it was simply getting the little darling into any small CA private school, rather than just catholic, there were a dozen more institutions that could have been chosen.

    More to the point, Hodge could have contributed to the LMU endowment, had the kid take a few SAT/ACT preparation courses, and that would have been the end of it. Why he did what he did is incomprehensible…

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