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FEVER

Sing it.

FEVER

Never know how much I love you

Never know how much I care

When we do debate preparation

I get a fever that’s so hard to bear

You give me fever at the rallies

Fever when you hold me tight

Fever in the mornin’

Fever all through the night

Sun lights up the day time

Moon lights up the night
I light up when you call my name
And you know I’m gonna treat you right
You give me fever at your golf club
Fever when you’re raising cash
Fever in the mornin’
My toes have got a nasty rash

Everybody’s got the fever
That is somethin’ you all know
Fever isn’t such a new thing
You knew about it long ago


Donald he loved Melania
Melania she felt the same

When he put his arms around her

He said Melania baby you’re my fame
He gave her fever

When they cuddled
Fever with his flaming kiss
Fever I’m on fire

Fever yeah I burn and hiss

Captain Smith and Pocohantas

Had a very mad affair

When her daddy tried to kill him

She said daddy oh don’t you dare
He gives me fever with his kisses

Fever when he holds me tight

Fever I’m his missus

Daddy won’t you treat him right


Now you’ve listened to my story
Here is the point that I have made

Trump was born to give you fever

Be it fahrenheit or centigrade
He gives you fever

When you meet him
Fever if you live you learn

Fever till you sizzle

What a lovely way to burn

What a lovely way to burn

Margaret Soltan, October 3, 2020 12:31PM
Posted in: Genius of the Carpathians

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