… he urgently needs a Baghdad Bob, a spokesperson who will get out there and gloat that “THE MARKETS HAVE SPIKED!”
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“Every single poll shows he’s MOPPING THE FLOOR with Biden!”
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“This is the healthiest, most coronavirus-free, White House in the history of the country!”
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He’d better do something fast, cuz the adults in this country can laugh off a lot, but when you seriously fuck with our stock market …