Rudolph the Big Attorney
Had a very shiny chode
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glowed
All of the other lawyers
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn’t let poor Rudolph
Join in any lawyer games
Then one dark and stormy night
“Rudolph with your chode so bright
Won’t you join my film tonight?”
Then all the lawyers loved him
As they shouted out with glee
“Rudolph the Red-Chode Trumper
You’ll go down in history”