[Eastman] insisted that his two-page memo, which he said he hastily wrote while on Christmas vacation with his family in Texas, had been taken out of context…
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THE SIX STEPS OF CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas an idea came to me:
A coup to seize the presidency
On the second day of Christmas an idea came to me:
Make Mike Pence lead a coup to seize the presidency
On the third day of Christmas an idea came to me
Crown Trump king, make Mike Pence lead a coup to seize the presidency
On the fourth day of Christmas an idea came to me
Whomp up a mob, crown Trump king, make Mike Pence lead a coup to seize the presidency
On the fifth day of Christmas an idea came to me
He’ll crown me prince! whomp up a mob, crown Trump king, make Mike Pence lead a coup to seize the presidency
On the sixth day of Christmas an idea came to me
NOW I AM GOD!!!! He’ll crown me prince, whomp up a mob, crown Trump king, make Mike Pence lead a coup to seize the presidency