SOUTH! Dakota! Where the trusts come right behind the gains
Where within the wheat our banks secrete
All your dirty money on the plains!
SOUTH! Dakota! Every night my narco boss and me
Contemplate in awe the way our law
Gives us narco-perpetuity!
We know what we’re doing is banned
Except in this wonderful land!
So when we say… Yeeow! Aye-yip-aye-yo-ee-ay!
We’re only sayin You piece o’ shit South Dakota
South Dakota okay!