Nice as a bomb on the Fourth of July!
No more a smart little girl with no heart,
I am on a mass-murdering high!
I am in an atrocity dither,
With an atrocity star in my eye.
And you will note there’s a lump in my throat
When I think of that wonderful guy!
I’m as tight and as packed as a suicide belt
A bloodbath just for you.
I’m fanatic and fucked as a loon
And real soon a grenade’s coming due!
I’m as corny as ISIS in August,
Nice as a bomb on the Fourth of July.
If you’ll excuse an expression I use,
I’m in love, I’m in love,
I’m in love, I’m in love,
I’m in love with a wonderful guy!