The dog was asleep on a chair, Mr UD was stepping into the shower, La Kid was waking up in her room at the celebrity-packed Four Seasons Surfside Miami… In short, all was well, when UD spied this headline and anxiously stopped Mr UD in his tracks.
Space and time are warping, she said.
He did one of his patented haughty dismissive gestures that so annoy UD.
Space and time, he said, I’m sorry to tell you, have been warping for approximately thirteen billion years.
So why is it a big banner headline this time?
I don’t know. Don’t worry.
It won’t affect regular deliveries of my Harney and Sons Paris? I know this sounds like a provincial concern…
No.