Mother Russia was robbed by us fellas they say. That's why we've got such wonderful yachts. Give a little to charity? No, nyet, and nay! We're spending each ruble we got. We docked in Ibiza, but then they said 'ey, please-ah: All di Rusos get out: bye bye! Then we pondered it - Hum... hum... Where is the place for pond scum? And the answer was clear: Dubai! ... Yes, Dubai! Yes, Dubai! For there's nothing too vile for Dubai! Ukrainians die and our money piles high Come one and come all to Dubai.