[In perhaps the most shocking declaration about a nuclear holocaust delivered on Russian television in recent months, Simonyan concluded that the idea “that everything will end with a nuclear strike, to me, is more probable than the other outcome. This is to my horror, on one hand, but on the other hand, with the understanding that it is what it is. … We are all going to die someday.“]
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From a Russian documentary about Nikolay Chernyshevsky:
Nihilist: Ve believes in nossing, Lebowski. Nossing. And tomorrow ve come back and ve cut off your chonson.
The Dude: Excuse me?
Nihilist: I said we’ll cut off your johnson!
Nihilist #2: Just think about that, Lebowski.
Nihilist: Ja, your viggly penis, Lebowski.
Nihilist #3: Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski.