To the tune of Clementine. Tried the hijab, tried abaya Tried to keep our peckers down But your nostrils we espy - ed And our stiffies went to town Only burqa only burqa Only burqa keeps us down We are lost and gone forever When you wear just half a gown O you whorish godless creatures How you make our wieners fizz When you show your brazen features All the streets are lined with jiz Only burqa only burqa Only burqa keeps us down We are lost and gone forever When you just wear half a gown