Campaign slogan, Afghan Supreme Leader Haibatullah Akhunzada.
His song:
A bag of bones under a full-body wrap!
Now tell me which leader can do better than that!
******************
UPDATE: Comes now a charismatic young challenger to Akhunzada…
Campaign slogan: We CAN do better than that! I guarantee that that corpse will be a nine-year-old girl with no clitoris, just sold off to a seventy-year-old man!