But for some reason Don McLean just ain’t in the mood this year.
And neither is the stinkin’ rich genius who made and marketed the gun Wee Hitler used on all them little kids. Hey fella where’s your sense of fun? What’s with you and McLean?
Better not be any more cancellations. We gonna pah-tyyy!!!
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Ten minutes later:
Whoops! Plumb forgot the whole Ukraine thing. But I still love assault weapons, specially for teens!
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U.S. Sen. John Cornyn was slated to speak at the convention but his team told news outlets on Tuesday the Republican had notified the NRA he would not be attending because of an “unexpected change in his schedule”…
F-a-a-a-ck… they’re dropping like… And now that pussy Abbott says he ain’t sure he’s going either…
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Finally some good news! The NRA announces that Motörhead will replace Don McLean and will sing Dancing on Your Grave!