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The State of Georgia has also Announced that it will Subsidize the Purchase Price of All CDs Played on One’s Belly to Make the Fetus Smarter; But the Subsidy Only Applies to …

Classical music, gentle sounds like lullabies, [and] nice melodies that inspire happiness.

As per UNICEF.

Georgia legislators have drawn up a list of not-nice melodies, all of which will be ineligible for the subsidy:

  1. Anything by Mahler
  2. Any version of Dies Irae or Stabat Mater
  3. The theme to the Addams Family tv show
  4. They’re Coming to Take Me Away

The Fetal Music subsidy is in addition to the fetus income tax dependent exemption.

Margaret Soltan, August 3, 2022 12:42PM
Posted in: kind of a little weird

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