Gevalt, the entire American media apparatus is after us today all cuz Mr Bigtime University Coach couldn’t keep his hands off his ex-wife or his girlfriend or his kid or whatever. And we’re Texas, Austin! We consider ourselves a respectable academic institution! Highest paid person around here, eyes of the world on you, and you do this?
We did hesitate to hire you when we found out Bobby Knight was your mentor; but we decided to overlook this. Mistake.
Now it’s gonna cost us a shitload of money/legal crap to break your contract, and the bad publicity is already a bitch.
Here’s hoping you’re revving your Jesus tears for the camera; it ain’t much, but it might work.