If you’re young and armed.
For it’s hard with your skills
To resist random kills
If you’re young and armed
You can go to extremes
With big massacre schemes
You can laugh when your dead
Have a hole for their head
And life gets more exciting
With each passing day
And hate is either in your heart
Or on its way
Don’t you know that it’s worth
Every treasure on earth
To be young and armed
For as rich as you are
It’s much better by far
To be young and armed
And if you should survive to 105
Look at all you’ll destroy
You adorable boy
And here is the best part
You’ve had a head start
If you are among the very
Young and armed