So Eli’s in trouble with the law again – an occupational hazard for the very worst of career criminals – and having helped get his buddy Trump to pardon Eli the last time, one assumes Alan Dershowitz is now hard at work on a second pardon.
Eli and his partners in crime hail from Lakewood NJ, a hotbed of theft which you already know about if you read University Diaries.
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What? You say there’s no way Fuckface can be reelected?
Silly. Everyone said there was no way he could be elected the first time.