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Harvard’s finest is no doubt working on another pardon for Eliyahu Weinstein.

So Eli’s in trouble with the law again – an occupational hazard for the very worst of career criminals – and having helped get his buddy Trump to pardon Eli the last time, one assumes Alan Dershowitz is now hard at work on a second pardon.

Eli and his partners in crime hail from Lakewood NJ, a hotbed of theft which you already know about if you read University Diaries.


What? You say there’s no way Fuckface can be reelected?

Silly. Everyone said there was no way he could be elected the first time.

Margaret Soltan, July 20, 2023 1:45AM
Posted in: forms of religious experience

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