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The doctors cannot treat you if you’re dying
So all the doctors up and disappeared
Maternal deaths are secret – no fair prying –
In Idaho!
Non-viable? You’ll carry it to full-term
We’ll pray with you throughout it, never fear
Together we will honor all divine sperm
In Idaho!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre
It sounds a bit bizarre
But in Idaho
That’s how conditions are!
No pregnancy may end no matter danger
The zygote is a person through and through
In short, you’ll never know
A more pernicious foe
Than zealot evangelicals
Right here in Idaho
Idaho! Idaho!
I know it gives a person pause,
But in Idaho
Those are the legal laws.