PGA Tour Golfer Committed Suicide by
Using his Land Rover to Pump $800,000
Florida Townhouse Full of Carbon Monoxide
The headline combines the one in the Daily Mail with the one in Radar. Radar made a point of mentioning the price tag of the place the player filled with gas.
Dedicated readers know the DeLillo headline (examples here) must include at least three wealth-markers — here, PGA, Land Rover, $800,000 house.