An elderly constable in a commode
Unholstered his big loaded Glock
That was the only way that he knowed
To free up his piss-swollen cock
But – you know – he’s human
Had something on his mind
Tried to recall lines from Schumann…
And then he was needing to dry his behind
Cuz he had to do
Numbers One and Two
“Ah! That’s better! And now lemme
Forget for the rest of the day that I left my semi
Out here for all the little tykes
Who come to court on school field trips
And find a toy to let them strike
Classmates who give them lip.”