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‘This book is deeply weird. It isn’t clear from Melania [Trump’s] description of her family members that she has actually met them.’

The release of a pseudo-memoir under the name of a presidential candidate’s wife can at best occasion jokey remarks (see above) by those tasked with pseudo-reading it. Some of the reviewers’ lines are pretty good.

Another reviewer pissed to have gotten the assignment quotes sentences from the book like this one:

 “Living my life with a core set of principles provides me with a foundation that leads to consistent and rational decision-making.”

The reviewer’s anger intensifies as she’s forced to rifle through the book for quotations for her review (wasn’t flipping through the fucker once enough?), and her final paragraph makes explicit what other reviewers merely signal: Vacuous people shouldn’t write memoirs cuz ain’t nothin to write.

We want to believe that whatever shallowness or stupidity that appears is a survival mechanism a woman had to take up when dealing with a misogynistic world. Well, sorry: sometimes women really are like Marie Antoinette’s pastries, … filled with nothing more complex than artificial fillers and dead air. 

Yet another pissed reviewer (“I let out an exasperated snort.”) excerpts/comments:

Melania Trump team[ed] up with a company run by “successful businesspeople” to introduce the American public (the “consumer base”) to a “line of high-end skincare products” because, after all, “people frequently asked me about my regimen, marveling at the health of my skin,” and so, you see, what she really wanted to do was find a way to “empower women,” and if that means charging you $150 an ounce to put fish eggs on your face, then so be it. 

Margaret Soltan, October 9, 2024 10:05AM
Posted in: ADA DOOM

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