You sleep, and the white noise is gunshots... That’s fucking poetic.
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How I stay young!
Willie Ann, 81 … has a routine for gunshots. She reaches for her cane, tries to rush toward a carpeted floor near her bed and gently lies down on her right side, where her arthritis does not flare up. When the shooting stops, she reaches for the top of the bed and hoists herself up.
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And remember: Always have more than one sofa.
During drive-by shootings, neighbors wedge themselves between sofas.