It’s coming! Are you ready? Are you getting excited?
Now that Spring Break is all about guns, beach towns across America are mustering troops and building beach-adjacent jail cells (not kidding), plus preparing to reroute traffic, close beaches, charge $150 for parking, etc etc etc.
When even dinky Presidents Day has ’em shooting up a storm, y’all know that a whole week of Spring Breakoutthebullets is gonna be a challenge. The really big venues, like Miami Beach, have released a bunch of slick ads the last couple of years featuring younguns looking at the camera and wondering why everyone hates them and their Rugers. Even ultimate trash location Panama Beach is starting to say whoa.