Wow, I guess the Murder Beach assistant police chief’s remark managed to slip by the South Carolina state censors. He actually said something negative about guns.
For future reference, and to stay out of trouble, the spokesperson needs to work within the following guidelines for official South Carolina statements after the next gun bloodbath.
You MAY refer to
youth violence. vaguely
our young people who are bored because they don’t have enough healthy activities in their lives
the importance of strong families
the resilience of Myrtle Beach
the speed and efficiency of the police
our thoughts and prayers for loved ones of the latest fatality/fatalities
You MAY NOT refer to
guns, in any imaginable context, ever.