Dress like a construction worker, carry chainsaws and a ladder, and you can walk off with jewels of inestimable value from the Louvre. Wow.
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Update: [T]he thieves could have got out with a Chardin still life, a Rogier van der Weyden, an ancient Mesopotamian statuette… [T]hieves who executed a robbery that ignored all the Louvre’s cultural treasures for these brainless items are ruthlessly interested in the precious materials from which they are made… I think the French culture minister must have had to suppress a snigger while claiming these items have “immeasurable heritage value”.