Another day, another heaping helping of disaster for Arizona’s reigning queen of the Make America Great Again movement.

When this election is over, Republicans really should begin asking themselves when and if they ever want to win again — because if it wasn’t clear after already losing two Senate seats and every key statewide office, it’s about to become undeniably clear to all but the fiercest MAGA diehards.

Violate me in the violet time

In the vilest way that you know

Desecrate, savage me, utterly ravage me

On me no mercy bestow

UD‘s old friend has been immensely honored in Poland, and here’s the latest thing!

He was a quiet gentle giant of a man, engrossed in his painting, in love with his wife, and, in his off time, busy maintaining his one hundred upstate NY acres, and the beautiful house/pond at their center. A lover of the night sky (like UD), he built himself an observatory. He and Magda drove around most weekends finding the quirky Americana that filled the house. They often had guests (not in the winter!), many of them famous Polish artists, and Magda cooked everyone spectacular meals, topped off with dusky strolls through the woods.

Then we’d all sit on the big front porch and gaze at the pond Fangor made until we started falling asleep.

“About damn time,” tweeted former Senate staffer Jim Manley.

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[A]ttorney Philip T. Kingston wrote: “Do you know how hard it is to get disbarred?”

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“You lie and make false statements in court to try and overturn ONE lousy election, and suddenly people are all mad about it,” [wrote] civil attorney Daniel Aguilar.

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Coming attractions.

If you’re in a hurry to get your pain pills and you pull your car in front of other people waiting in the pharmacy drive-through and the people in one of the cars object to what you have done, you can brandish your loaded gun right in their faces as they approach your car window! That’ll shut em up. HAHAHAHAHA

‘Kinda tricky and gross cuz lots of glass and blood at the scene plus two messed up and I’m pretty sure dead bodies but main thing is FREE GUN IN ONE OF THE CARS.’

“While this incident occurred on a school campus, it was not directly related to Skyridge Middle School activities,” officials wrote in a press release Wednesday.

Whew. I can’t stand middle schools where 11 year olds brandishing guns is part of official school activities.

Trump’s man in NC continues to impress.

“If the cops wanted to shoot an elderly black man they should have shot Al Sharpton … Closing his mouth would do this Nation good.”

“Obama IS a blackface step-in fectch-it [sic] for liberal white America.”

… “It’s Oprah the wicked witch, leading the way to sexing up the children!”

I mean, it’s natural. A spider (see it in the middle at the top?) somehow fashioned a web — from my nearby dogwood? from the electrical wires? — seemingly in midair.

Should the GOP—at either federal or state levels—play a stronger role in primaries to prevent candidates like Christine O’Donnell Roy Moore Blake Masters Herschel Walker Dr. Oz Mark Robinson from being nominated? The GOP base clearly wants crazy…

… DID YOU KILL TODAY?

If a mass shooting happens in the dead of a Saturday night and America has forgotten about it by the time Sunday’s 1 p.m. NFL games kick off, did it make a sound?

Gotta hand it to places like Natrona County WY, where they rustle up many more suicides a year than almost anyplace else in this country, but where the sacred word GUN never crosses their lips. “Our statistics in this county are worse than what you’ve heard,” says a commissioner and whoo boy that’s quite a number but Natronites have guns coming out their wazoo and the more guns the more suicide. Get it? Is this too difficult a concept? The Suicide Belt is about gun belts. The gunniest states have the suicidiest citizens. Reduce suicide by reducing or temporarily removing or properly locking up GUNS.

But no. In this latest pile of horseshit about it, you got politically correct weenies brought to the county to talk about how the words “commit” and “suicide” are no-nos and everything will be better when we all start saying kill himself instead. Weawy?

Here’s more pointless crap from a local pol:

“It’s very frustrating, and I don’t know where else to go with that. I want to continue to talk about it. There are people fighting, people working and it’s something that we are talking about in our field and it is a very, very difficult situation and it’s a crisis that we have. Anyway it’s just kind of on my heart right now.”

Blahblah. What’s on people’s hearts is the carbon steel barrel of a Glock, fella, and by the way you sound like a girl.

The perennially offensive U Penn law prof, Amy Wax, has been sanctioned by that university: A year suspension, at half pay. Background here.

Loyal readers know that UD – for obvious free speech/academic freedom reasons – disagrees with sanctions and thinks the better path involves students boycotting her classes, and the university denouncing her at every opportunity.

Actually, he hasn’t yet done that, and UD wonders why, since pretty much all politicians whose fake piety and authentic degeneracy are revealed to the world immediately compare themselves to Jesus. They are innocents crucified and suffering — just like Christ. They have come to live among us to bring peace and reconciliation and a better world — same as the savior. Their reward is to be spat upon and destroyed by the godless rabble. Ditto Jesus.

Trump himself does the Jesus self-comparison something chronic, and since Robinson learned his whole shtick from Trump, he should certainly by now, his life in tatters, be pressing the Jesus button hard. I’m Jesus I’m Jesus I’m Jesus GODDAMMIT LISTEN UP I’M JESUS.

Let’s see if he goes there.