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From Rep. Louis Gohmert’s Notice of Appeal to the Fifth Circuit of the US Court of Appeals.

That, having denied plaintiff’s urgent petition that the Vice President of the United States be forced to personally decide the outcome of presidential elections, the court immediately grant Representative Gohmert the following injunctive relief;

that every American female who voted Democratic be forced to suck my dick;

that Jill Biden have the title “Dr.” forcibly withdrawn from her name, after which see above;

that the two Kims (Cardashian; Goowheelfoil) be forced to assume the Presidency/Vice Presidency within the next two weeks;

after which see first clause;

that Steven Lubet and his so-called Rule 11 be forced to suck my dick;

that Mike Leach be fired from Mississippi State and forced to coach at my alma mater, Texas A&M.

Respectfully submitted, in lieu of the streets running with blood,

Louis Buller Gohmert Jr.

Margaret Soltan, January 2, 2021 5:10AM
Posted in: da guy's got balls

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2 Responses to “From Rep. Louis Gohmert’s Notice of Appeal to the Fifth Circuit of the US Court of Appeals.”

  1. Greg Says:


    Mrs. Greg worked in Congress for twenty years – as subcommittee counsel etc. Now retired, she now follows the House and Senate with sorrow, and, sometimes, popcorn.

    Often, I’ve heard her refer to LG as the stupidest man in Congress, though that varies wildly with the day.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Greg: Now that Gomer has lost his appeal, I guess it’s off to the Supreme Court.

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