December 13th, 2022
Dad, can I use the car?

Would it be possible to ride AF One to GA Saturday? I’d only need a ride down since I’d stay there longer. 

Gohmert to Meadows.

Background on Gohmert.

November 10th, 2022
According to insiders, Trump is already preparing his strongest weapon against DeSantis: He will be using his highly successful ‘Your wife is a fat ugly stinky pig and my wife is a hot supermodel’ attack on him.

Apparently Trump plans to start down this road as early as his presidential campaign announcement (expected, in the powerful wake of his Red Wave, any day now), where a PowerPoint of parallel Melania/Casey photos will accompany his remarks.

Aides have been attempting to convey to Trump that sometimes things that work in one political cycle might fail to work in others; and that while sexualizing your wife for votes might have worked well when Melania was, er, younger, it is unlikely to work against the still-nubile and spectacularly beautiful Casey DeSantis, who can also write and deliver her own speeches in English, does not need to lie about having graduated from college, etc. etc. etc.

So far the only response Trump has given advisors has been to triple down on his plan. He will contrast images of Casey DeSantis with all three of his wives – Ivana, Marla, and Melania.

“Mr President, Ivana will remind people of your age, since she got old enough to die. Marla will remind them that you traded Ivana in for a younger model. Please do not do this.”

November 9th, 2022
‘A conservative political commentator and ex-GOP strategist suggested Trump has zero chance of winning the 2024 presidential election — should he run — based on the early results of the 2022 midterm elections.’

On top of that, another Republican insider with access to top Trump advisors claims that Trump is “fully aware” he’s unelectable, and that he regards the upcoming campaign as primarily a “personal rejuvenation” project. “He’s feeling his years. Mentally and physically he’s really dragging. He’s convinced the gladiatorial aspect of campaigning will give him a new lease on life.” He has already asked his exploratory committee to consider a tweak in the MAGA hat: MAKE MY PROSTATE GREAT AGAIN.

November 9th, 2022
‘The contrast between [Trump and DeSantis] is no longer flattering to Trump, a point made robustly by one senior Republican: “The one guy [Trump] attacked before election day was DeSantis – the clear winner. Meanwhile, all his guys are shitting the bed.”’

Guys and gals, lad. Guys and gals.

September 9th, 2022
The book that’s gonna crack this whole ‘stolen election’ thing WIDE OPEN is about to come out…

… as soon as the publisher tweaks this and that detail so the same legal team that’s doing a bang-up job for Dominion Voting doesn’t start sniffing around…

Actually a few copies of Dinesh D’Souza’s pre-tweaked 2,000 Ghouls did get to bookstores! Go here to enjoy NPR‘s close reading. Turns out the greatest scandal in the nation’s history was all about two thousand members of the American Communist Party who drilled down into a system of tunnels under Interstate 10 and established a bunker from which they sent out Soros-financed “ghouls” who snuck in, under cover of night, to ballot-storage centers in key states. Once they established entry, they keyed in the security codes (provided by Facebook), took out all the Trump votes and replaced them with Biden. The whole operation, once in the buildings, apparently took seconds.


PS: Let the Bozo Beware!

Just after the 2020 election, a major Republican donor named Fred Eshelman gave True the Vote $2.5 million to assist in efforts to investigate allegations of election fraud. Just weeks later, Eshelman sued True the Vote in federal court, and accused the group of failing to pursue legal action in time to affect the election, and failing to communicate about what it was doing with those millions. Eshelman demanded that True The Vote return the donation. True The Vote denied any wrongdoing and refused to return the money. Eshelman’s lawsuit was eventually dismissed.

September 6th, 2022
“I’m shocked. Just shocked,” Griffin said. “I really did not feel like the state was going to move on me in such a way. I don’t know where I go from here.”

Trump 2024 Campaign Manager?

September 6th, 2022
‘”All you’re reporting to the public is that somebody – in this case, the president of the United States – has made the allegation of voter fraud by Dominion,” Dan Webb, Fox News’ outside attorney on the case, tells NPR. “I don’t know how anything could be more newsworthy than the president of the United States making the allegation, and his lawyers making the allegations in court, because that’s so fundamental.”‘

Oh what a tangled web Webb weaves… His whole defense of Fox against Dominion’s $1.6 billion defamation suit lies in the contention that a conspiratorial madman who launched his career with a mad racist conspiracy against Barack Obama and kept going, madly, from there (most recently, he believes he’s president of the United States, and has the highly classified documents to prove it), should be taken seriously by a national news organization. It’s like saying that, because mad King Charles VI of France thought he was made of glass, all of his subjects were compelled to refer to him as Your Royal Goblet.

Of course it’s noteworthy that a fully delusional person presided over the country; and if Fox had reported this, no problem. Dominion’s case is based on the unexceptional contention that news organizations should not collude in the destructive claims of a well-established loon.

September 3rd, 2022


September 1st, 2022
With Poland’s Recent Demand for $1.3 Trillion in WW2 Reparations from Germany in Mind…

Donald Trump’s attorney, Alan Dershowitz, has announced that his client will be demanding $2.6 trillion from the Democratic Party for pain and suffering consequent to the stolen election.

“In trying to arrive at a reasonable damages figure, we used Poland as a benchmark,” said Dershowitz. “Doubling the dollar amount brings us to a place where we both compensate the president for his ongoing tribulations, and make the penalty significant enough to discourage Democrats, or for that matter any other political organization, from overturning a landslide victory. I look forward to pressing ahead with the Trump Reparations Campaign as soon I finish suing the Chilmark Public Library for not inviting me to speak there.”

August 31st, 2022
‘[A] huge victory for Democrats and defeat for MAGA Republicans.’

Palin’s failin’.

But it’s so much more than that.

For instance, Mary Peltola, the winner of Alaska’s special house election, couldn’t be more different from her arrogant, mentally challenged predecessor, Don Young.

The winner’s agenda? ‘[S]upport for abortion rights, … concern about climate change and … calls for developing Alaska’s resources with greater sensitivity to the needs of local communities.’

Let’s look more closely at abortion in Alaska:

The Supreme Court’s move in June to overturn Roe v. Wade was another major theme of Ms. Peltola’s campaign. More than 60 percent of Alaskans favor abortion rights, breaking with the position held by Republicans like Ms. Palin…


‘Peltola’s victory is the latest in a string of overperformances for Democrats in special congressional elections since the Supreme Court’s ruling overturning Roe v. Wade… ‘

August 31st, 2022
‘Dominion’s lawyers also say they have proof that the [Fox] hosts knew it wasn’t true [that Dominion’s voting machines were rigged to make Biden win]. That proof is in emails and texts they say show the journalists and producers discussing it off-air with far more skepticism than they ever did on-air.’

I know you’re not paying attention to Dominion’s lawsuit against Fox, but UD’s a huge fan of it, and she highly recommends that you start paying attention – especially cuz the cast of crazed conspiracists we’ve all been missing since the change of regime is back, and better than ever, courtesy of this ongoing case.

Lately we’ve merely gotten tantalizing glimpses of people like Sidney Powell via the Jan 6 hearings; it’s been far too long since the team assembled at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, etc. The beauty of Dominion’s $1.6 billion action is that through depositions and other forms of information gathering, the whole journalistic/legal derangis personae promoting Trump’s stolen victory will again be paraded before us. Watch for it.

August 29th, 2022
Trump: ‘Declare the rightful winner [of the last contest] or, and this would be the minimal solution, declare the 2020 Election irreparably compromised and have a new Election, immediately!’

In a sign of willingness to compromise, Democratic party officials have said, in response to Trump’s just-issued demand, that while they are not prepared to declare a new presidential election, they would be open to an immediate re-run of Mr Trump’s choice of any of the three beauty contests he owns, or has owned: Miss U.S.A., Miss Teen U.S.A., and Miss Universe.

August 29th, 2022
Update, Mehmet Oz

Speaking at a campaign stop in Pittsburgh, Oz [praised Donald Trump’s healthy diet, consisting of] “the four food groups: the hamburger group, the ketchup group, the Coca-Cola group, and the classified-documents group.”

August 27th, 2022
‘[President] Trump wanted to shoot racial justice protesters in the legs, and threw a fit when Gen. Mark Milley, the then-chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told him he didn’t have command authority over active duty or national guard forces.’

‘”The president was bellowing at a number of his Cabinet secretaries and especially the military guys, the DoD secretary and chairman of the Joint Chiefs, and calling all of us f-cking losers at the top of his lungs,” [recalled Bill Barr].’

August 25th, 2022
The Ashley Biden Diary that Project Veritas THOUGHT it was …


(‘In a court document setting out the charges, prosecutors said Mr. Kurlander had texted Ms. Harris in September 2020 saying that Project Veritas was “in a sketchy business and here they are taking what’s literally a stolen diary and info” and attempting to turn it into a story that would ruin Ms. Biden’s life “and try and affect the election.”’)



15 Jan 2020

… And if it ever came out that Mom arranged the “crash” that killed Dad’s first wife! Jesus. “I did it because I loved your father so much, Ash. Have you ever truly been in love? Then you’d understand.” I said I’m sorry Mom I still love you but I don’t understand.

29 Jan 2020

Here I am trying to get over my addictions, trying to get grounded in reality, and Michelle Obama visits me at the treatment center, ushers me into a private room, and pulls out her penis????? Alex Jones was effing right and now Project Get Ashley Pulled Together Again goes right back to the drawing board. My head is spinning. “Hillary’s is even bigger,” M. cackled as she left.

14 Feb 2020

Apparently a recent dispute btw France and England involving fishing rights off Jersey was inches away from nuclear war when Trump intervened diplomatically at great personal risk. Dad says Trump made a secret trip to Jersey, where he gathered the warring parties and made a speech about how “this can’t be the sole solution; let’s not clam up” (plenty of laughter here apparently, which broke the ice and made everything else possible).

“If people knew about this,” Dad said with a sober expression, “history would acknowledge Trump as America’s greatest president.”

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