April 30th, 2011
Alaska…

pipeline.

April 30th, 2011
Parking your income on campus?

Lately, there have been some odd gifts to universities. This one, from Bose to MIT, is of interest to tax consultants.

UD has also been puzzling over this one, from an anonymous American to the University of Sydney. The American flew with the painting to Sydney; when there, he or she explained that the university must sell the painting and use the proceeds (probably around twenty million dollars) for scientific research.

Which is fine. Great. But why not stay home, sell the painting, and designate the money to go to Sydney? Why go to the trouble of putting the painting in Australia for a few weeks before it’s sold? I’m pretty sure it’s not being exhibited, or used for research purposes.

Odd.

April 29th, 2011
Village Voice Responds to Journal of Animal Ethics

The professors on the editorial board of the Journal condemn the word “pet” as offensive.

The Village Voice writers, at the end of their post, provide a list of alternative terms.

April 24th, 2011
“The squirrels are… running up people’s legs.”

Among the several Facebook groups dedicated to the mad squirrels of the University of Florida is one titled UF SQUIRRELS ARE PLOTTING MY DEMISE.

April 21st, 2011
Pot Calls Kettle Black…

… at George Washington University.

Conservative media figure Ann Coulter likened potential 2012 Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump to a children’s birthday party entertainer in a speech on Wednesday night.

“I think Trump is a clown,” Coulter said during an appearance sponsored by Young America’s Foundation at George Washington University.

April 10th, 2011
Adler’s Ashes

Alfred Adler, the Austrian psychoanalyst, died in Scotland (he’d been invited to lecture there) in 1937. His family traveled to Aberdeen for his funeral, but didn’t bring his ashes home.

The Honorary Consul of Austria for Scotland has, with great effort, tracked them down, and is having them brought back to Austria.

UD finds his explanation of Adler’s fate well worth pondering.

“In a sense he wasn’t lost because he was where he had always been, it’s just that no-one knew he was there.”

April 9th, 2011
The Elephant in the Beer Garden

Archaeologists at the University of Wales follow the trail of Batty’s Travelling Menageries.

March 23rd, 2011
“Many of our students come in to try out the simulators and as a result, the first rectalling class with a new group of students is much more successful. No student is in a cow for more than five minutes now and up to 90 per cent leave the first session having felt a uterus, most differentiating whether pregnant or not.”

Bristol University’s new cow simulator.

March 21st, 2011
Blastocyst to Baccalaureate

Worst book title ever?

March 14th, 2011
“University spokesman John Morgan would not comment on Durso’s ability to work as registrar during her time in home confinement.”

Awkward. Quinnipiac Law School’s registrar (she’s also an academic dean there) has to stay home for six months onaccounta she committed major financial fraud and conspiracy and this is part of her sentence.

Finding no reason to remove this person from a position of responsibility, the university will somehow operate with an “away” registrar… I guess they’ll bundle all the grades and deliver them to her house. Students unhappy with their grades might want to pay her a visit, since altering legal documents is part of her M.O.

March 4th, 2011
“I am but mad North-Northwestern: when the wind is southerly I know a fuck from a fucksaw.”

Students at UD’s alma mater study motorized sex toys.

February 19th, 2011
Postmodern America

In West Virginia, state Sen. Evan Jenkins said flights on discount airlines between Huntington, W. Va., and Fort Lauderdale, Fla. [pill mills] have been dubbed the “Oxycontin Express.”

February 17th, 2011
Belgians waffle…

… for so long on forming a government that university students there have begun stripping in protest.

February 16th, 2011
Dr Brett and the Penal Thermometer

The University of Georgia’s Brett Tennent-Brown hails from randy New Zealand – land of Big Cock Energy Drink – and prides himself on his penis. Dr Brett specializes in large animal medicine. He got a grant for the following proposal: “Better Understanding of Colitis.” But the main thing he does is talk and write about his penis.

In response to complaints about him, the Equal Opportunity Office has had to parse Brett’s penis. It has had to determine whether his unflagging mention of his favorite subject is harassing, or just really stupid and disgusting. It has determined that the behavior is not actionable – yet – but the dude better watch himself.

Meanwhile, UD wants to convey to one of the note-takers at the EOO that it’s penile, not penal, thermometer.

February 7th, 2011
Lawd!

What’s up with Villanova, a Catholic institution? What’s up with its law school?

One of its recent grads is right out in front on the big insider trading scandal. Its last dean resigned for “medical reasons” (prostitutes). And now it turns out school administrators have been lying about entering GPA and LSAT scores for years.

‘Course, everybody lies.

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