December 12th, 2024
From one of many post-Mangione discussions.

[S]cam culture thrives amid the insecurity our health care system creates! One thing alternative medicine does is make people feel like their needs are being seen and addressed, even if they’re being addressed in bogus ways. There’s a direct link between people’s disgust with the health care system and the dangerous rise of R.F.K. Jr.

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[S]ince when did a troubled young American man need a coherent political theory to start shooting? 

December 9th, 2024
At least his death had meaning.

[W]itnesses at the laundromat on Saturday said Coriz got into an argument with a male juvenile and two female juveniles over use of a washing machine, which escalated into a fight. 

December 6th, 2024
Brianne probably wants to kill her kid…

… but not be incarcerated for murder, so she came up with this.

December 4th, 2024
Cultural Diversity is so Invigorating!

In America, you could have two opposing armies exchanging fire in a nightclub and no one would ever dream of revoking its license.

In England, just one wittle gunfight and BAM. Down comes the iron fist of the state!

December 2nd, 2024
I forgot that the bag I was carrying into the US Capitol had four ammunition magazines and eleven rounds of ammunition in it.

I’m a high-ranking, highly-paid congressional staffer with a responsible, sensitive, job, and I forgot that I put four ammunition magazines and eleven rounds of ammunition in my bag.

December 2nd, 2024
Awwwwwww…

Police are investigating a quadruple shooting at a Hollywood baby shower that left two people dead and two others hospitalized early Sunday morning.

November 29th, 2024
‘Palmer told the officer he was confused over the laws on when he can pull his firearm out and use it to intimidate a person.’

This one’s from Oklahoma. A driver got pissed when a woman in front of him was kind enough to let another vehicle go in front of her, so the driver drove up next to the woman and aimed his gun at her.

As you see, he explained to the police that he only wanted to intimidate her — maybe she’ll think twice in the future about letting other drivers into her lane — not shoot her to death.

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Oh. This one’s also OK. How do you go on a retreat in Oklahoma?

[S]everal people saw [a local football coach] point a gun at [another coach], who was in a hot tub at the time. The affidavit says [Forrest] Mazey fired a shot outside of the cabin the coaches were staying at in McCurtain County.

… The affidavit says several witnesses heard Mazey making jokes while pointing the gun at the victim.

“Kind of made fun of the situation, laughed about it, made fun of him for being scared,” said [one source].

You pussy!

November 23rd, 2024
Update: The U Wyoming Board of Trustees Votes to Keep the Campus Safe from Concealed Carry.

See this post for background.

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The University of Wyoming Board of Trustees voted 6-5 Friday against allowing concealed carry in certain areas of campus, setting up a likely future confrontation with a Legislature that’s increasingly pushed to ease gun restrictions.

The vote followed strong opposition from students, staff, faculty and other community members who cited concerns over safety, gun violence, declining enrollment, mental health issues and campus culture. 

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Well lookee there. Vote was as close as close can be, but EVEN IN WYOMING the obscenity of concealed carry is occasionally recognized.

Now you know next thang UW trustees is gonna do is GET RID OF THEM GIRLS on the BOT cuz if you look at the vote breakdown, it was them squishy ladies done did the dirty. Only one guy voted with the gals; pro-concealed was hunderd percent male. GIRLS OFF THE BOT!!

November 20th, 2024
On the Dallas roads.

Article.

November 20th, 2024
Meanwhile, in Pitt County, NC…

“We have some radical people in our neighborhood that just don’t know how to act with guns. These neighbors continue to shoot anytime. My grandchildren cannot stay in the yard and play. Have to come in the house because these shots being fired and not knowing where these bullets go.”

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It’s gotten so bad that neighbors – who can’t go outside – have complained to the Board of Commissioners, who of course don’t give a shit but have managed to eke out a lil statement about how gun safety is definitely a good thing.





Interesting that one of the complainants uses the word “radical.” How radical, though, is it in a country of four hundred million privately owned guns and virtually no gun control in much of our territory – hell, gun encouragement in a lot of places – for some people to take out their guns every day and shoot them off in random directions? We can all identify with the glee they must feel at knowing they’re scaring the shit out of their neighbors; and making endless explosive noises in heavily populated areas is also a universal delight.

Guns mean to frighten people, and if you don’t like feeling fear, you should get out of NC and move to some squishy state like Massachusetts where they don’t let people shoot ARs into nearby homes and yards.

November 20th, 2024
‘Authorities found two loaded 12 gauge shotguns, an AR-style rifle, another unmarked gun and various types of gun ammunition.’

So you’re a lesbian couple and your next door neighbor hates lesbians.

Now add the arsenal in my headline and wait for the madman’s mood to darken about the two of you until he starts pointing one of those guns at you and your children.

See, when this guy gets – what – a suspended sentence for terroristic threatening, let’s say, he goes right back home to his AR even more pissed, cuz you called the cops on him and almost made him go to prison and, you know, he buys more big guns and more ammo and you just get snug and prepare for his next assault on your family.

November 19th, 2024
Know Your Local Gunnies!

Trying to help keep you safe, Toms River NJ and environs: Today’s coverage of Randolph Tashman, a local dude who dropped his gun IN CHURCH (which prompted a call to police), fails to mention another newsy incident featuring RT. He was fired from his city job couple years back for posting truly vile racist vileness; and he offered this caption for a pic of people waiting in line:

“A line at the gun range! Silent majority won’t always be silent be careful libs”

November 19th, 2024
‘When it was pointed out that Wyoming consistently has one of the nation’s highest yearly suicide rates, [a conceal carry advocate] said the campuses that allow guns haven’t seen increased suicide rates either. He got some pushback from the audience on that point, with some citing a 2017 study that shows when firearms are allowed on campus, the number of suicides by firearms increases.’

And the guy in favor of conceal carry on the U Wyoming campus then cited what study in response to the pushback? What study told him that more guns, in any setting, do not in fact increase suicide rates? UD would dearly love to see it.

UW alumnus Sandy Rees received a less [than] enthusiastic response when she spoke out in favor of allowing concealed carry firearms on campus.

“You need to follow the statutes and the laws, not squishy feelings and surveys,” she said.

Okay, first about that favorite word of gunnies, ‘squishy.’ UD’s been reading about this subject forever, and she’s noticed that gunnies LOVE this word, which designates people who… uh… read surveys?

Yeah cuz the problem there is that when you survey the UW community a vast majority opposes campus conceal carry. So don’t get all squishy on me and listen to what people say when you ask them!

And then of course mainly squishy designates anyone who goes all damp and feely after suicides and massacres and for fuck sake man MAN UP. Remember what State Sen. Dahm said – EVERYONE DIES THAT’S LIFE. Maybe you’re five and you die clinging in perplexity and terror to your elementary school teacher as a man’s bullets tear through your organs. Tough titties. Saddle up, cowboy, life’s a bumpy ride, and those “events” are just staged to make us go squishy.

But UD – without getting too Freudian about it – thinks gunnies reach for squishy so often because the brain thousands of Wyomingites blow out of their heads is famously squishy. Any number of brain-based kids’ toys are called squishy.

For example. You can’t blame these folks for having ‘squishy’ on their minds. In their world, brains are always going squish squish squish.

November 15th, 2024
‘[A] growing and disturbing trend of gun violence … is threatening to change the nature of Black colleges’ most sacred institution — homecoming…’

[M]y fraternity brothers and I walked over to our plot in Greek Bowl to … sing [a] hymn. When we got there, the music was so loud and the marijuana smell was so thick that you could have confused it for Woodstock. We couldn’t even see our plot.

We turned around and walked back to our RV.

About 15 minutes later, the first round of shootings occurred. 

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Finally someone’s writing a general piece about the recurrent phenomenon of shootings – sometimes mass shootings – at HBCU homecomings. The writer doesn’t go beyond vivid descriptions and handwringing, but it’s a start.

This year, [North Carolina A&T University] officials reported 131,000 people attended events throughout their homecoming weekend, pumping millions of dollars into the Greensboro economy.

Getta loada that. A school with 14,000 students, and this is their homecoming, with tens of thousands of strangers there getting high and getting excited and getting trigger-happy. Some schools are responding with closed campuses and mandatory i.d. cards, etc. Some are happily continuing to walk into bloodbaths year after year. But all must know that when you concentrate enough people and enough partying in one space, there’s a good chance some stupid fucker’s gonna haul out the AR15 just for the hell of it.

Datz gunny America, folks, and denial only kills more people.

November 14th, 2024
‘“The dissolution of Alex Jones’s assets and the death of Infowars is the justice we have long awaited and fought for,” Robbie Parker, whose daughter Emilie was killed in the Sandy Hook shooting, said Thursday in a statement.’

Yes, a tad more good news, especially with The Onion having bought Jones’s trash publication, Infowars, with plans to turn it into a parody of itself.

Yet the larger story, for anyone with the stomach to track incoming federal appointments, is obscenely bad.

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