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Sometimes Things are Written Perfectly Well…

… but their content stinks. Here’s an example, from an opinion piece in today’s Boston Globe.

The title tells us The Way to Fight a Recession. The way to fight a recession is for businesses to keep going, expand, never say die, beat back their fear, etc. There’s a coffee shop chain that’s doing just that, and the writer commends them. But there’s another business, a developer named Harvard, that isn’t doing that, and the writer berates them.

… I’m standing along Western Avenue in Allston, construction site of Harvard University’s much trumpeted science center. The new complex is just the first part of what has been promised to be an epic transformation of the area. Or at least, that was the hope. The tall red construction cranes are still busy clearing the area, but Drew Faust, Harvard’s president, has just announced that the university is putting on the brakes. For the moment, work proceeds, but at the end of the year the school will reassess. This has come as a shock to many, especially Allston residents, who now fear they may be stuck indefinitely with what some call the Harvard Hole. And the rest of the projects? No one is saying, but things don’t look good.

Both of these are recession stories, tales of two significant organizations (Harvard, America’s oldest college, and Nespresso, a unit of Swiss food giant Nestle) with two different approaches to the economic crisis. One bulls forward. The other quails. [Yeah, what’s Harvard afraid of? Ain’t it a for-profit corporation just like Nestle? Isn’t it all about the bottom line, just like Nestle?]

… A reported 30 percent drop in the value of its endowment seems to have thrown the university into a tizzy. [A few hundred million off their bottom line and look what the weenies do! A tizzy! Don’t they know they’re a money-generating multinational that has to keep going in order to do what they’ve been created to do — generate money?]

… Economies are strange things. Sophisticated computer modeling, Nobel Prizes, and great thinkers notwithstanding, no one can really explain how to make them grow or why they shrink. Presented with an illness, a group of doctors would pretty quickly figure out how to assess, diagnose, and treat. That’s because medicine really is a science. Economics, pretensions otherwise, is not. Put 100 economists in a room, and the only sure thing you’d get would be 100 different theories. One can see this in today’s throw-it-on-the-wall-and-see-what-sticks approach to economic policy making or in the profession’s slippery language: consumer “confidence,” “virtuous” circles, “giddy” (or “panicked”) investors. There’s an almost self-fulfilling, touchy-feely quality to this: If we believe things are going to be good, then they will be. If we believe otherwise, then they won’t be. [Put aside the fact that medicine — especially that queen of twisted research and conflict of interest, psychiatry — is a notoriously inexact science. Concentrate only on the nonchalance with which this writer dismisses the many economists who warned money managers like those at Harvard that their risky investments would implode.]

So when a company such as Nespresso spends money and makes plans, it sends a message — the bad times will end, growth will resume. If enough companies behaved the same way, then indeed, the economy would turn. Harvard, too, is sending a message. “If Harvard can’t build, who can?” worried one construction industry publication. Perhaps, many will conclude, no one can, and, as a consequence, no one will. [Yes, the American construction giant Harvard needs to set an example, so that other construction companies around the country — Yale, Princeton — and other more specialized builders — for instance, sport franchise/construction ventures like the University of Georgia and the University of Minnesota, can be emboldened by Harvard’s business plan and keep growing.] …

Margaret Soltan, April 13, 2009 12:19PM
Posted in: Scathing Online Schoolmarm

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7 Responses to “Sometimes Things are Written Perfectly Well…”

  1. Bill Says:

    Can you please (please please please) go SOS on this?

    http://media.www.gwhatchet.com/media/storage/paper332/news/2009/04/13/Opinions/Letters.To.The.Editor-3707437.shtml

    I’m referring to the last letter on the linked page, entitled "SMPA needs political communication major." The letter is not a long piece, but its ratio of "crimes against the written word" to "number of words" is unacceptably high–especially for a letter from upperclassmen in a journalism program.

  2. Bahrad Says:

    Okay, so I was curious as to whether this piece might in fact be irony. So I did a little sleuthing (ok, very little) and found http://www.tomkeane.com/. The bio information under "About" is interesting.

  3. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Bill: I’ll take a look.

    Bahrad: I’ll take a look.

    UD

  4. david foster Says:

    If you really need to build things (and I’m always suspicious of universities & businesses that have the the Edifice Complex), then a recession is a great time to do it (assuming, of course, that you have the liquid funds to safely do so)…labor & materials are going to be substantially cheaper than they will be after the economy recovers. For example, some of the railroads (Burlington Northern, IIRC) have declared their intent to proceed with large-scale track building programs even though they don’t need the capacity at the moment.

    The same principle should apply to Harvard.

  5. Roy M. Poses MD Says:

    As alluded to above, if you go here:
    http://www.tomkeane.com/about.html
    you find out that Tom Keane is a private equity guy, at Murphy and Partners. His bio shows a lot of health care involvement, some of which might bear pursuing.

  6. Mark Says:

    David Foster has it. And there’s the added stimulative effect. You’d hope that some place like Harvard would have managed its money properly so that during a situation like this it could serve as a source of continued jobs and investment for the local economy…

  7. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Mark, David: Absolutely.

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