No problem finding your gate, because there’s only one gate.
Cabbie to the airport, a frazzled woman: “I’m so over Key West. I’ve been here too long. I’m movin’ to Miami. My dad’s got a house there. I’ve had it with sweating. Enough sweating. The people I thought were my friends are only out for themselves. I’m getting ripped off right and left. Aren’t any jobs. Cabbie? Cabbies are people with SUCKER written across their forehead. I can’t stand being so far away from any other place. You can’t get anywhere. You can’t get out of the state.”
April 30th, 2009 at 9:38AM
Hope she enjoys the .5 degree temperature difference in Miami.
April 30th, 2009 at 10:20AM
James: I know, I know. But at least she’s got a father’s love.