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Locksley v. Chavez at the University of New Mexico

From a comment on a UNM Daily Lobo story about a sadomasochistic sex worker in the creative writing department:

I propose a no-holds-barred celebrity duel between Mike “Suckerpunch” Locksley and Lisa “Mistress Jade” Chavez to be held in Smith Plaza next Friday at high noon – 15 rounds or until one of our UNM celebrities can fight no longer – tickets will be sold to the public and all proceeds will go to settle lawsuits against UNM resulting from the earlier escapades of “Suckerpunch” and “Mistress Jade” – Come one, come all – see the show of a lifetime – and shake hands with the man who brought you the whole thing, Ringmaster David Schmidly!!!

Margaret Soltan, November 6, 2009 10:02PM
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One Response to “Locksley v. Chavez at the University of New Mexico”

  1. University Diaries » YIKES! UD’s getting a flurry — Says:

    […] This is kind of a ho-hum scandal for UNM, though. Remember Mistress Jade? […]

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