Official statement from the University of New Mexico board of trustees in response to the faculty no-confidence vote in regard to President David Schmidly.
We admit we were all bit piddly
When we voted to hire Dave Schmidly.
But who knew that he’d stink?
He looks good when you drink.
And now it’s too late to do diddly.
February 27th, 2009 at 9:53AM
Though his record has been somewhat murky
People keep hiring this turkey
He trashed Texas Tech
Left Okie State in a wreck
And he’s now screwing up Albuquerque
February 27th, 2009 at 10:34AM
Lovely, TAFKAU.
November 6th, 2009 at 10:04PM
[…] From a comment on a UNM Daily Lobo story about a sadomasochistic sex worker in the creative writing department: I propose a no-holds-barred celebrity duel between Mike “Suckerpunch” Locksley and Lisa “Mistress Jade” Chavez to be held in Smith Plaza next Friday at high noon – 15 rounds or until one of our UNM celebrities can fight no longer – tickets will be sold to the public and all proceeds will go to settle lawsuits against UNM resulting from the earlier escapades of “Suckerpunch” and “Mistress Jade” – Come one, come all – see the show of a lifetime – and shake hands with the man who brought you the whole thing, Ringmaster David Schmidly!!! […]