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“Taxes would be much lower if you just threw away the fig leaf and abandoned education entirely.”

This commenter — goes by the name of Godot — appears on a thread at the Austin American newspaper.

Godot is responding to an editorial in the paper which sheds a wistful tear or two over graduation rates for baseball (37%, lowest score in the Big Ten), basketball (47%, lowest score in the Big Ten) and football (49%, lowest in the Big Twelve ‘cept fer Oklahoma) players at the University of Texas.

It’s really too bad, writes the paper, that our flagship university seems unable to graduate these people… I mean… Sure would be nice if it could and all… But… well… you know…

Godot argues that it would be honest as well as economical for Texas to acknowledge that the state doesn’t give a shit about education. Texas could be our first state, says Godot, to experiment with shutting down all schools.

UD predicts that after five or so years of no formal schooling and zero education taxes, the state of Texas will look exactly the way it looks right now. Only richer.

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Correction: GTWMA, a reader, notes that all the Big Ten stuff up there should say Big Twelve.

Margaret Soltan, December 1, 2009 5:15PM
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7 Responses to ““Taxes would be much lower if you just threw away the fig leaf and abandoned education entirely.””

  1. GTWMA Says:

    Big 12, not Big 10.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    The third one was Big 12, I thought, and the other two Big Ten… I’ll check that again…

  3. GTWMA Says:

    No, ma’am, as they say in Texas. Them Longhorns are in the Big 12 in all sports. Big Ten is a paragon of virtue compared to the Big 12 and the SEC…although they are doing their damnedest to compete

    http://www.seattlepi.com/scorecard/cfootballnews.asp?articleID=269741

  4. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Thanks for the correction, GTWMA.

  5. Daniel S. Goldberg Says:

    There remain outposts of enlightenment in the Republic of Texas, UD. The somewhat odd part is that, near as I can tell, the University of Texas Austin has some extraordinary educational resources (faculty, programs, students, funding). Having a 2-year-old, I can say that I would not be remotely abashed if presuming I remain a citizen of the Republic 16 years from now, my child were to enter the honors program at the school.

    I will, however, recommend she not try out for football.

  6. yequalsx Says:

    I love the ending

    "UD predicts that after five or so years of no formal schooling and zero education taxes, the state of Texas will look exactly the way it looks right now. Only richer."

    It’s very nice.

  7. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Thanks, orders.

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