Sign in the University of Michigan dormitories:

masturbatemichigan

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7 Responses to “Pounding the Flounder in Ann Arbor”

  1. Dave Stone Says:

    Hogging it, flogging it,
    Please, all you Wolverines,
    Fire off your tension in
    Towels and socks.

    Water-borne discharge can
    Gum up the drains when you
    Autoerotically
    Get off your rocks.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    There’s a dorm in Michigan,
    and I wish and wish again
    I was back there with my porn.

    There’s a stall in Michigan,
    where I’d like to splish again,
    in the river by the corn.

    A lonesome soul am I…here’s the reason why.
    I want to go back, I want to go back!
    I want to go back to the dorm…

    Far away from eyes, when the cock doth rise…
    I miss the rooster, the one that use-ter wake me up at 4am…

    I think your great big cities very pretty…nevertheless
    I wish and wish again that I was in Michigan, back in the dorm.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWczwoD1FRw

  3. Rita Says:

    cute, but probably just a prank: http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2009/12/7/case-bathroom-shouldnt-north/

  4. Margaret Soltan Says:

    I worried about this — Googled it like mad looking for evidence of a prank — did seem too good to be true…

  5. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Well, but your link doesn’t say prank one way or another… Or am I missing something?

    What made me think it might be a prank was the use of the university’s seal on the notice…

  6. Rita Says:

    It’s just too similar to UMich’s sign. Did all university administrations in America coincidentally decide to police masturbation this week with identically hilarious signage? Seems like a student prank. Besides, semen doesn’t really clog drains.

  7. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Whoops. I’m embarrassed to say that I didn’t even register the fact that it wasn’t a U Mich sign!

    I guess you’re right…

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