Glen Campbell sings.
I am a lineman for the Beavers
And I drive the offense
Lookin’ in the bar for another overloadI hear you singing in your office
I hear you singing out to me
And the Oregon Lineman
Must now take a peeI know you called the p’lice department
I know I should have worn pants
But I want you to watch me
Do my naked three-point stanceAnd I need you more than want you
And I see you in my dreams
And the Oregon Lineman
Got thrown off the team
August 24th, 2010 at 6:29AM
The ballad is impressive–my gifts run wholly to shorter forms of verse. To wit,
My naked three-point stance
Would hardly merit a glance
‘Cept I don’t bend my knees
To touch ground in threes.
I’ve put whole sororities into a trance.
August 24th, 2010 at 6:45AM
Good one, Dave. This event is almost too easy for bards like us.
August 24th, 2010 at 6:53AM
For the Beavers I proudly play quarterback,
But thoughts of nudity give me a heart attack.
One naked three-point stance
(definition: without pants)
And the ladies would call me a pennyback.