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Ballade

The Oregon Lineman.

Glen Campbell sings.

I am a lineman for the Beavers
And I drive the offense
Lookin’ in the bar for another overload

I hear you singing in your office
I hear you singing out to me
And the Oregon Lineman
Must now take a pee

I know you called the p’lice department
I know I should have worn pants
But I want you to watch me
Do my naked three-point stance

And I need you more than want you
And I see you in my dreams
And the Oregon Lineman
Got thrown off the team

Margaret Soltan, August 24, 2010 6:07AM
Posted in: sport

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3 Responses to “Ballade”

  1. Dave Stone Says:

    The ballad is impressive–my gifts run wholly to shorter forms of verse. To wit,

    My naked three-point stance
    Would hardly merit a glance
    ‘Cept I don’t bend my knees
    To touch ground in threes.
    I’ve put whole sororities into a trance.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Good one, Dave. This event is almost too easy for bards like us.

  3. Dave Stone Says:

    For the Beavers I proudly play quarterback,
    But thoughts of nudity give me a heart attack.
    One naked three-point stance
    (definition: without pants)
    And the ladies would call me a pennyback.

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